“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
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Posted : 9 years ago
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
this is my favorite thing
Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.
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Posted : 9 years ago
You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you.Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via shigaretto)
when nobody else called you.Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via shigaretto)
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Posted : 9 years ago
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
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Posted : 9 years ago
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
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